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Robert Pattinson has trouble dating

by chelsea on November 30, 2008

in Robert Pattinson

I know you are shocked that between not washing his hair for 6 weeks, having a little “Buddha” in his head, and reportedly forgetting how to kiss, that Robert Pattinson could possibly have trouble dating, but we’ve heard it straight from the vampire’s mouth.

“I am single at the moment but I read stories in the magazines and papers that I am dating so and so or I am dating so and so. But it’s not true. But they are very good guesses because I always fancy the girl they pair me up with. I’m hoping it’s the girl herself who has made it up – then I’m in with a real chance. Maybe I should start getting in contact with them.”

Can you imagine if all male celebs felt this way? If that were the case then I would for sure be dating Taylor Kitsch!

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{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

crazyfanpire November 30, 2008 at 5:22 pm

He is so disgusting. He doesn’t wash his hair. How can anyone like him? This picture doesn’t do him any justice either. Seriously, he kind of looks coked out too. I guess Edward and Bella can smoke a fatty together, it would fit them well.

Brad November 30, 2008 at 5:23 pm

He looks coked out. Maybe he can smoke a fatty with Kristen.

FANPIRE November 30, 2008 at 5:23 pm

OMG OMG OMG OMG

fan December 1, 2008 at 6:39 am

People automatically assume that someone is coked out b/c he looks a little tired!!! Seriouslly people!!! It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that he has done non stop appearances since before the movie came out!!!! Give people a break : )

fanhater December 1, 2008 at 1:01 pm

Or the fact that he be doing some mad drug….

SaBree December 5, 2008 at 10:48 am

For real peeps c’mon!!!! The dude doesn’t look coked out in the least bit you goofy’s!!! In fact he looks very pure in heart if ya ask me. Can a guy be tired without the world thinkin he’s on drugs!! And I know he’s not dating such and such because truth is he’s dating ME!!! Now what, turds!!!

Princess of Death December 8, 2008 at 1:24 am

Shave dude… SHAVE!

Carla from Kansas December 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm

I’d toke with him…hoo hah.

RobsLover January 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm

if i had him i would get high to if he wanted to

Alicia January 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm

you people are not even famous so you dont know what they are going through and if you were famous would you like it if u were tired and people were saying u r on drugs!

nancy January 5, 2009 at 4:35 pm

the person on top of me has a good point he is not on drugs and if he was is his life he can do what ever he whants and ya just leave him alone people!!!!

robert im a big fan and i can help you with the dating problem people dont go hating on robert!!!

big fan!!!

Rebecca January 14, 2009 at 9:56 am

Yeah a person can be tired!
I totally agree with nancy

Augusta January 16, 2009 at 8:25 am

This is an exceptionally hott picture of him. WOW! If I was single ..OMG!, I would say more then I am saying. LOL! I love the little scruffiness he has going on. Very Sexy. True he could take better care of his hair, but hair isnt everything. Very hott Rob, hope you read the good things people say and focus on that. Your gorgeous, dont forget it. I would totally jump on you being single…..if I could.not physically though. hahah

Zoey February 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm

He is not on coke he is just tired people, jeez.

Kate March 13, 2009 at 6:24 pm

would u like it if people said u were on coke even though u were just tired?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i wouldnt. give him a break. he’s had a lot of traveling and stuff since Twilight came out.

lola sfl March 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm

ROB IS A TOTAL HOTTIE NO ONE SHOULD TALK BADLY THEIR JUS JELOUS!!

Cindy March 24, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Robert is really such a great guy and I just hope that he can find a girlfriend that he can be happy with. He is very talented and I am sure that he has a lot to offer someone in a relationship. I really think that there is a lot more to him than his gorgeous looks.

s*b March 25, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Okay, first of all Rob is soo not on drug’s he’s tired.
And whoever sai’s all that crap about him is just jelous because he is the most beautiful guy who ever walked the earth.
So shutuppp.
And I would know because he’s , MINE!!!!!!
lalala.
kay peace.

Heather April 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm

yea ok so its not his best picture but if u look at other pictures of him he is soooo HOT!! and that was probably just a rumor about him not washing his hair for 6 weeks!! and to me it doesnt make him any less attractive!!

Heather April 23, 2009 at 9:44 am

robert if u read any of things people say about you then you should just listen to the good things!! there is nothin bad about you and if people think there are then i guess they’re not true fans LIKE ME!!!!!!

Brandy April 27, 2009 at 7:53 pm

No Heather it’s not rumor. Spunky said in an interview that he hasn’t washed his hair in 4 years! So he doesn’t wash his hair. Which is cool. he’s still fucking hot!

Heather May 3, 2009 at 12:50 pm

yea ur right brandy he still is fuckin hot

Definetly on Somethin May 28, 2009 at 11:27 pm

I’m not sayin he is specifically on coke, but it he does give out the “I’m on drugs” signs. Why are you all defending him? You don’t know whether he really is or not… geeze, and then saying “its ok cause its his life” well yeah last I heard drugs were illegal(unless prescription whatever) so no it’s NOT ok, and no it’s not just his life his affecting if he is doing drugs or not. Pattinson is what you call a “celebrity” hence this whole article about ‘em. And he is quite popular, so if he were using them it would affect all the teens and people who “love” him. And yeah, you know, he might be “just tired” from all the traveling and stuff, but hey guess what, a shit load of people are “tired” from all the work they do, and somehow they look better! Also being tired and having a lot of stress is absolutely NOT an excuse to use drugs. So don’t even being with that bs. And that whole hair thing… its gross and unsanitary. Bleh! But yeah he does have that being seriously hot thing going for him, if nothing else.

cro May 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm

hey fans, u never had a bad day, and look disgusting…pleaseeeee

Heather a.k.a. bunnyboo July 18, 2009 at 9:57 pm

I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U SOOOO MUCH ROBERT!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 LOVE U BYE!!

Heather a.k.a. bunnyboo July 31, 2009 at 11:19 am

OMG ROBERT HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ON TV AND OMG U R SOOOOOO HOT AS THAT GUY (sry forgot his name) ANYWAY LOVE U BYE!!!!!!!

babyboo1313 August 17, 2009 at 7:43 am

love u robert!! <3<3<3 cant wait till new moon coming so soon.. haha that rhymed ans no it wasnt supposed to but suck it up and deal wit it

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