Celebrity Sex Tape Scandals and Their Porn Star Counterparts

by Hot Mess on August 25, 2010

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Kendra Wilkinson the Playboy model is the Jenna Jameson of sex tapes.  Kendra’s sex tape scandal caused quite the controversy, and Jenna is no stranger to scandal.  Jameson built an empire upon it with her sex and drug fueled naked life spent in strip clubs and porn movies.  Similarly, Kendra spent time in strip clubs, dabbled in drug abuse, posed for Playboy, and segwayed into the sex tape realm with the highest selling bedroom footage to ever be released, shortly after getting hitched to Hank Basket III.

Paris Hilton was one of the first celebrities to bust out with a night vision recorded romp.  Her porn star equivalent is easily Hanna Hilton as the pair share a last name,  I.Q., and have worked as models.  Fortunately, Hanna escaped her porn star life when she retired in 2009 and Paris has yet to do the same.

Kim Kardashian is to sex tapes as Riley Steele is to porn.  Though the pair look nothing alike, they have strikingly similar lives.  Both are bred from  hearty, voluptuous stock.  Both hooked a ride on the bangtown express to earn their celebrity status.  Both went on to television and acting roles, with Kardashian starring in the E! series Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Steele starring  as the lead in Piranha 3D.

Heidi Montag the Hills star could easily pass as Stormy Daniels considering recent rumors of twisted threesomes and the amount of plastic they’re filled with, say nothing about the junk they’ve produced, including Heidi’s failed marriage to Spencer Pratt.  Stormy’s no stranger to failing marriages as she and her porn publicist husband, Mike Moz, had an altercation in 2009 which resulted in assault charges against her.

Pamela Anderson and Puma Swede have a lot of common ground.  Pam has got enough filmed XXX footage with former husband Tommy Lee to fuel a porn website. Puma has starred in 86 adult films.  Pam and Puma both have massive mounds of mammalia and began their careers modeling.

Amy Fisher and Sasha Gray both share common ground built in terrible childhoods.  It’s what the ladies did after they grew up that divides and separates.  Fisher went on to become the Long Island Lolita who shot her boyfriend Joey Buttafuco’s wife in the head.  Fisher ended up serving time in jail.  Fortunately, the jail had conjugal visits and shortly after her release, Fisher embarked on a career in adult films..

Fred Durst and his-not-so-Limp- Bizkit have an uncanny resemblance to porn legend Ron Jeremy.  Durst has been routinely busted on a tour buses and at the Playboy mansion for random hookups with multiple fans yet it was a friend who leaked Durst’s sex tape with the monetary motivation of “Hey, I wanna get paid too!”  Speaking of paid, Ron Jeremy (a.k.a. the Hedgehog) is one of the longest (no pun intended) porn star actors to ever walk the planet.  He’s made millions from his adult films and is best known as the “Charlie Chapman of Porn.”

John Edwards and Rielle Hunter are similar to adult film stars Rita Faltoyano and Tommy Gunn.  Edwards is a slimy politician who cheated on his wife of 28 years with Rielle Hunter and Tommy Gunn is a slimy porn star who cheated on his wife Rita Faltoyano before cameras to make a living.

Fantasia Barrino the former American Idol winner has suffered the burden of a leaked sex tape with her married to somebody else’s man, Antwaun Cook.  Somewhere in cyber space the footage of Fantasia’s sexcapades are lurking…much like Montana Fishburne and Brian Pumper’s trysts, but with less  P.R.

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